My Dictionary of Excuses
For Late Comers
- The classic flat tire
- 'My sister fell ill and we had to drop her back home'
- 'I studied till late at night yesterday for my biology test and couldn't get up in time'
- Traffic jam
- An unexpected procession on the roads
For Food Lovers (an excuse to eat more)
- An urgent need to have ice cream to cool your stomach
- Breakfast is not complete without an egg
- How can you not have chocolate on a Sunday afternoon?
- Brownies are incomplete without vanilla ice cream
- Winter calls for Phuchkas
For School Bunkers
- I had conjunctivitis
- I experienced a sudden stomach pain
- Bringing the dead back to life, ex.my great great great great great etc great grandmother was taken ill
- I had a severe headache
- Or how about loose motions
Watch this space for more!!!!!!!
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